The Legends of the Pugilistic Leader

This is a record of my everyday life, my thoughts and feelings, and my favourite topics. Read it if it's of interest to u!

Monday, August 29, 2005

How arrogant can people get?!

Today I was mugging with study buddy in Library 2, and this lady and gentleman were sitting next to us. Met the lady in camp before, and I know she's a nice lady. Obviously very much in love, the 2 of them were whispering sweet nothings to each other and laughing softly etc etc.. u get the idea. It was not very noisy or disturbing.. cos they kept their volume down.. but obviously it was too noisy for the library staff.

One of them hovered around our table for quite some time before "striking".

"Excuse me.. you are disturbing others here. They cannot study. Can you please keep your volume down?"

Guy, "Ok sorry sorry..."
before he could finish his sentence, the guy beside him cut in, "I'm sorry, can you please leave the library?"

Hanky-panky guy, "Erm we will keep our volume down."

Guy beside him, "Can you please leave the library? You are disturbing us studying. Can you please go somewhere else?"

Hanky-panky guy, "Ok from now on we will keep quiet."

--silence--

Thank god by that time it was already very near the closing time of the library. After a while, the hanky-panky couple left. And the group of irritating asses started shooting their mouths off.

Guy 1, "So irritating.. dunno what they doing here, studying or dating."
Guy2, "Yalor.. bunch of f*ckers. You wanna talk go out.. this is the library."
Guy3, "I was quite surprised when you told them off that way. Haha. But they deserved it."
Guy1, sounding very pleased with himself, "Well, they were disturbing us."

Lazy to type out everything that they said.. but it was something along that direction. And they weren't exactly soft..... if you were to ask me, THEY were causing MORE of a disturbance with their bitching than those 2 were with their smooching. In any case, as long as you were sincerely studying, nothing should distract you. I was not distracted.. why should they be? And after the library staff told them off, they already promised to keep quiet. Why did these idiots have to go be 马后炮?? Chase them outta the library?! What u think sia.. library don't belong to your ah gong hor. Unless you are Lee Wee Nam's grandson and you are studying at Lee Wee Nam library. But this is Library 2!

How can there be succhhhhhhhh annoying people in NTU?! You tell me lar!!!! Yucks! Pui!!

After the mugging session, took a bus ride and MRT home with Alex and James the 2 greatest muggers on Earth, and learned many important (and scary) lessons. Shucks. Alex was teaching me how to study.. and gawsh.. the way he mugs in uni is like the way I mugged in JC... and that's HOW SCARY!! Totally no life.. no entertainment... all books books and more books!!! As he was saying, "Hanyuan and I did that 203 assignment last week and I thought I was the slowest already. Can't believe you are still at the reading thru stage and haven't started on the questions! What if Ken Yu decides not to extend the deadline?!"

:S Liddat.. die lor......

K that's it. From today on, gonna sit with that Dean's list bunch in class all the time. Alex, Hanyuan, Tingfeng, Zhiyang... YES! KS is an aspiring mugger!!!! YAY!!!

How arrogant can people get?!

Today I was mugging with study buddy in Library 2, and this lady and gentleman were sitting next to us. Met the lady in camp before, and I know she's a nice lady. Obviously very much in love, the 2 of them were whispering sweet nothings to each other and laughing softly etc etc.. u get the idea. It was not very noisy or disturbing.. cos they kept their volume down.. but obviously it was too noisy for the library staff.

One of them hovered around our table for quite some time before "striking".

"Excuse me.. you are disturbing others here. They cannot study. Can you please keep your volume down?"

Guy, "Ok sorry sorry..."
before he could finish his sentence, the guy beside him cut in, "I'm sorry, can you please leave the library?"

Hanky-panky guy, "Erm we will keep our volume down."

Guy beside him, "Can you please leave the library? You are disturbing us studying. Can you please go somewhere else?"

Hanky-panky guy, "Ok from now on we will keep quiet."

--silence--

Thank god by that time it was already very near the closing time of the library. After a while, the hanky-panky couple left. And the group of irritating asses started shooting their mouths off.

Guy 1, "So irritating.. dunno what they doing here, studying or dating."
Guy2, "Yalor.. bunch of f*ckers. You wanna talk go out.. this is the library."
Guy3, "I was quite surprised when you told them off that way. Haha. But they deserved it."
Guy1, sounding very pleased with himself, "Well, they were disturbing us."

Lazy to type out everything that they said.. but it was something along that direction. And they weren't exactly soft..... if you were to ask me, THEY were causing MORE of a disturbance with their bitching than those 2 were with their smooching. In any case, as long as you were sincerely studying, nothing should distract you. I was not distracted.. why should they be? And after the library staff told them off, they already promised to keep quiet. Why did these idiots have to go be 马后炮?? Chase them outta the library?! What u think sia.. library don't belong to your ah gong hor. Unless you are Lee Wee Nam's grandson and you are studying at Lee Wee Nam library. But this is Library 2!

How can there be succhhhhhhhh annoying people in NTU?! You tell me lar!!!! Yucks! Pui!!

After the mugging session, took a bus ride and MRT home with Alex and James the 2 greatest muggers on Earth, and learned many important (and scary) lessons. Shucks. Alex was teaching me how to study.. and gawsh.. the way he mugs in uni is like the way I mugged in JC... and that's HOW SCARY!! Totally no life.. no entertainment... all books books and more books!!! As he was saying, "Hanyuan and I did that 203 assignment last week and I thought I was the slowest already. Can't believe you are still at the reading thru stage and haven't started on the questions! What if Ken Yu decides not to extend the deadline?!"

:S Liddat.. die lor......

K that's it. From today on, gonna sit with that Dean's list bunch in class all the time. Alex, Hanyuan, Tingfeng, Zhiyang... YES! KS is an aspiring mugger!!!! YAY!!!

Friday, August 26, 2005

Sorry for the lack of updates, been a bit busy..

Crashed Jing's place on Tues!! With Ja!!! Gawsh Ja is leaving again.... so sad! She gave us a very lovely gift. Wanted to take a picture of it, but it doesn't come out nicely cos of light reflection. THANKS JA!!!!!

OK back to Jing. She had a test the next day, but let us go her place nonetheless. We studied together that night. That girl is atrocious I tell u.....

At 12+am.....

Jing: Eh I rest for a while. Very tired.

KS and Ja: OK

Jing proceeds to "rest".

30 minutes later......

Ja: Eh Jing still "resting" ah?

KS: Yar... her classmates all like mugging very hard leh. I see all their nicks...

Ja: Aiya never mind, let her rest a bit more.

Another 30 minutes later.......

Ja: Eh... Jing STILL resting ah??

KS: Errr... yar.

Ja: Need to wake her up or not?

KS: For wat? So she can pack her books and go back to sleep?

Ja: So what now?

KS: Go dreamland look for her.

KS and Ja goes to sleep.

5 hours later.......

Jing wakes up.
Jing: Eh.... I think I forget it. No need study. Let's go back sleep.

KS and Ja: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

See lar! Liddat how can!?
Mix around with people like that.. no wonder my studies CMI!!!!!!!

But anyway I heard, those who actually studied for the test were more dui... cos it was such a simple test that required only common sense. Bet Jing feels damn shiok after the test! Rite rite rite?

OHHH btw... I got something to tell everyone here. For the first time in my life.... someone says I'm shy. Wahahahahahah I got nothing to say. I talk loudly laugh loudly walk fast eat fast and noisily, love to shout and scream and do weird things. SHY? Mai lai la................................... gonna laugh my way to sleep tonight. Hahahahahahahaha. Oh btw.. that eye got problem guy is Jing's GOOOOOOOOOOOOD fren Shihong. GOOOOOOD fren. Maybe he was just trying to por me. Cos I'm Jing's GOOOOOD fren also mah.. hor hor hor?? All GOOOOOOOD frens come together somehow.... I know what to do. GOOOOD. Wahahahahaha

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Saw my grandma's face in Wanbao on Saturday. Damnit.. it's so obvious that picture was taken secretly lar! So were the pics of my granduncle's wives. Why do tabloids take so much pleasure in tearing up old family scars?

The entire report was based on what my grandma said, at least according to the papers. My blardie ass lar! The only thing my grandma said was that my granduncle's first wife was a very good and virtuous lady. Only one sentence. The rest of the info was supplied by my aunt. And according to my grandma, the asshole PRC reporter was not holding any voice recorders or writing down anything, he was just pretending to chat with us. Totally worn out from all the preparations for the funeral and grieving, the family put down their guard. Only to have their trust betrayed. Like what my grandma says, "我再看到那个记者,我摔他啊!"

奶奶,这种小事何必你动手,让你孙女我来就够了!

Dig and dig and dig, not like it's outta sympathy for the family or like you are trying to help out.. you are just trying to find out all the possible scandals surrounding that "special family structure" with one husband and 2 wives. Have you ever thought about how the family will feel? No.. everything is just about sales. Scandals push sales. Yeah get your friggin promotion and get your ass away from my family.

Arghh piece of shit.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

A father's love.

We sent my mum to her cooking class just now, and she was complaining that I was not helping out with the housework, as usual.

Me: But I have to go rush my tutorials before Monday, since we are going to the wake tonight!

Mum: You never help me at all lar. I have no time to clean up before going to the wake tonight cos of the class! Just help me clean up lar.

Me: *sulks*

After dropping my mum off, only dad and I were left in the car.

Dad: Your mummy asked you to clean up the house hor?

Me: Yar lar.. but I have no time.. need to rush homework!

Dad: What she use? That paper mop thing right?

Me: Yar.. that's quite easy to use.

Dad: Ok lar I dunno how to use it, you help me fix the paper onto that mop I clean the house lar.

Me: YAY!!!

At home, after daddy cleaned up the home,

Dad: Later if your mummy ask, tell her you cleaned up the home huh.

Me: No lar I will tell her YOU did it.

Dad: No tell her you did it! If not she will scold you again.

Me: Huh? Ok I will tell her we did it together.

Dad: Ok that's better. If not later she will scold you again.

Daddy better than mummy hor hor hor????

Suddenly it just hit me.. how important my family is to me. My parents, my brother, my grandma. How much they love me, how much I love them. Life is just too unpredictable.

Was chatting with Mr Beng just now. His granddaddy just passed away 2 days ago. No signs no nothing, very sudden. According to the death cert, the reason of death was "old age". As we reminisced about our childhood and our grandparents, it hit me that for many things, if we do not cherish them soon enough, we will live to regret it in future. Time cannot be turned back, no point regretting though. Cherish the people around us, our loved ones, for they will not be around us forever. If I had a choice, I would rather give up my life for them than have them leave me. But it is just not possible. Many things once passed, will never return. All we have to hold on to, are memories, memories, and more memories.

Not in a superb mood recently, hate to write about depressing things in this blog cos it was meant to be a source of entertainment for friends. But allow me these few entries. I will spring back soon!!!

I knew my grandma's brother was in the entertainment business, but I never knew how famous he was.

Until I read Wanbao and saw that his death hit the headlines, together with the screwed up Superstar results.

Apparently he used to be the manager of this very famous band in Singapore, and he has 2 wives and 4 kids, officially (that 2 wives thing I knew, but not the manager thing). Someone, one of his friends from the entertainment business, decided to call the papers and the next thing you know, it became the headlines! Nah.. I'm quite sure he was not very famous before his death. Well, maybe during my dad's time. But not like, now. Funny how the tabloids dig juicy gossip right? A man in the entertainment business with 2 wives collapse and die suddenly. Like, WOW!

Anyway, I got the full story already. Autopsy's out. It was a myocardiac infarction. Commonly known as heart attack. He was out having dinner/supper with his 2nd wife and then they drove home. He asked his wife to go buy bread from a 24hr convenience store nearby while he parked the car. However, after his wife went upstairs, she realised he was not home yet. So she went down to the void deck, only to see him squatting beside the lift. He complained of severe chest pain, so much so that he could not walk. It was about 1am at that time, so his wife, not knowing what to do, helped him back home. After they reached home, he was breaking out in cold sweat. He could not control his bowel movements and felt like vomiting. So he went to the toilet, and fainted inside. Realising that something was really terribly wrong, the family then called for an ambulance to rush him to TTSH. Too late. His heart stopped in the ambulance. They tried reviving him at TTSH, but to no avail. No last words, nothing. Just, gone. The 2nd wife informed the first wife's younger son, who informed his elder brother. His elder brother just touched down in Japan for a business trip. He rushed back just now. The elder brother informed his mum, the first wife, about the death. It was just too sudden, the entire family was at a lose as to what to do who to call. After that, they sent the body to SGH for an autopsy, a must for all unknown deaths.

At around 2+am, someone called my grandma to inform her about the death, and she could not sleep the entire night. This granduncle of mine was a good man. Despite his very colorful life (my mum even joked that tomorrow more and more people will turn up at the wake claiming to be his children.. he seems to have more outside of his 2 wives), he was one man who took care of the family well. During my granddad's wake, he was one of the few who came everyday to chat with my grandma. He cracked jokes to make her smile and make the atmosphere less gloomy. After that, he rang my grandma quite frequently to chat with her, to keep her mind off things. When he met my dad the other day, he even reminded my dad to take care of my grandma. And there's also this other brother of his, who is really quite a pest, but yet he took care of him unconditionally. Not gonna say much about this other granduncle cos I don't like washing dirty laundry in public.

To be frank, I liked this deceased granduncle of mine, but we were rather distant relations. I know he was a good guy, and I felt sad about his death, but the one I'm truly worried about is my grandma. She is very upset, but she never reveals her feelings. She is one very strong woman, and I look up to her. But cos she never reveals her feelings, I dunno how she's taking it. Last time when her mother, my great grandma died, I remember her smiling at me and playing with me after the funeral. A very young and gullible girl at that time, I remember asking my granddad very innocently, "奶奶的妈妈死了,她都不难过的吗?" My granddad replied, "哎呀,她难过也不会让你看到嘛。妈妈死了谁会不难过?只是不要你们担心而已。" That is how she is. My grandma. The only time she revealed to me a little of her grief this time round, was when I asked her to come over to stay with us for the night, worried that she could not sleep well again. She said, "我没有事啦. 不会怎样. 只是昨晚听到他们打来的电话, 很不甘心而已. 这么好的一个弟弟, 就这样没有了..." Tears? They welled up in her eyes, but never fell. That was how strong she was. Thinking back about the way she cried her heart out when my granddad passed away, I think I finally understand the magnitude of their love for each other.

They always say, people who are about to die do many weird things, signs that they are kind of preparing for their death. My granduncle used to be very against his daughter entering the entertainment business like him. But recently, he made his elder daughter follow him everywhere when he was running the business. The morning before his death, he even talked about bringing one of his wives back to his dad's hometown in China to see how it was like, so the family know their roots. At night, he called his first wife out to have supper together, a rare occurance now that they are not living under the same roof. But the first wife declined, cos it was too late and she was tired. And now there's no chance anymore.

But like what my grandma told me, we must really applaud the first wife for her magnanimity, in recognising the 2nd wife and her kids, and sharing her husband with them. They once even lived under the same roof, the 2 wives, for 10 years. My grandma told the reporters off at the wake when they tried to interview them, but I think my aunt spoke with one of them. Shucks. Tabloids.. u never know how they can twist your words. I dread reading what my aunt says tomorrow night. That aside, I'm starting to think the bigamy thing may run in the family. My grandma's dad had 3 wives, the third wife younger than my grandma! The youngest sibling of my grandma (from the same mother) is the same age as my 2nd aunt! So my 1st aunt has to call someone younger than her "阿姨". Interesting right? Both my granddad and grandma's families have very interesting histories. My grandma's dad was a very influential businessman last time, while my granddad's granddad was a 秀才 from China. My granddad's mum came from a very influential landlord family that fled China after the CCP took over. Cos Mao Zedong was cracking down on families like theirs.

My grandma used to tell me interesting stories like that, about her family, while my granddad will sit at one side and add in stories about his family. I used to find it so interesting that I vowed I would write a book about them one day. But I could never find the time. And now it's too late, for my granddad's side. He's left us. I shall try to piece together whatever they have told me so far, and one day I will really come up with that book!! Seriously! Now, maybe I can tell you people the story here, in my blog. Anyone wanna hear?? Haha be nice and say yes k??

Friday, August 19, 2005

Intended to wake up at 2pm today.. but woke up at 8.30am. Awakened by an sms from my uncle:

"Mom's 2nd bro passed away this morning."

My grandma's 2nd brother passed away... I remember when we met him not too long ago, he was still very much alive very healthy looking, and very happy. My uncle said it could be heart attack, we dunno yet. Most probably going to the wake tonight.

Wonder how my grandma is taking it... at least for my granddad there was time. We were able to get ourselves mentally prepared. This time, it's just so sudden! I wonder how his wife feels. One minute he was beside you the next minute he has left you forever. This is the worst possible way to leave isn't it? I wonder if he left any last words. Was he able to? Did he even know he was going to die? He was only in his 60s. Relatively young.

To everyone I care about, everyone reading this blog, I hope you people can take care of yourself, take note of what you eat, your lifestyle and habits. On the outside you can look very healthy very strong, on the inside diseases could be corroding your system and there's no way you can tell unless you go for regular checkups. The only prevention is to cut down intake of unhealthy food and exercise regularly. OK I know I'm the least qualified person to be saying this, but I'm seriously gonna take note of my eating habits and lifestyle from now on. Far too scary the way you can be taken so cruelly from the love of your family and friends.

OK enough of sad stuff. Will update later if I go to the wake. Time to wash up and get ready to go to the temple to pray to my granddad and go accompany my grandma. Cya.

Wanted to try using the new blogger feature, using MSword to blog. Later, decided against it.. what if they screw up my alignment again!? Nah.. dont wanna try.

Friday is a FREE DAY for KS!! So shiok rite.. Union day half day, but since I got no morning lessons, it's an entire free day!!! Woo hoo!! Finally can catch up on my LONG AWAITED beauty sleep!!!!

Recently have been sleeping so little that I almost met with many accidents... one of them happened yesterday morning on my way to school on this 179. That #@#$@$% bus driver thought he was driving an F1 racing car.. chiong all the way from Boon Lay all the way to NTU!!! Damnit I was planning on catching up on some beauty sleep on the way to school! See ah.. you wanna sleep of cos the ideal situation would be that you are sitting alone and there is zero possibility that you might drool on whichever person is suay enough to sit next to you. So being the smart KS, she chose the seat directly in front of the TV mobile and beside the exit door. You know? That one that has this huge block thing at the side, so it only sits one person.

Extremely pleased with herself, she sat herself down comfortably. Only to regret almost immediately. That blardie TV mobile was blasting away so loudly she could even hear it thru her ipod earphones. Sucks. Never mind.. she was damn determined to get some sleep so she can stay awake during lecture later on. She shut her eyes and ears and started to hypnotise herself. That was when the 179 started moving. She dreamt that she was back in Disneyland in LA, sitting on the roller coaster. Damnit.. that bus driver must be some action-deprived kid to drive that bus in that manner. Or maybe he watched too much Initial D. Turn corners without slowing?!?! That's like... WTH?! Thank god I was not fully knocked out yet, could manage to wake up enough to grab hold of some handhold as he was turning. After one turn, I thought that was the end and I could finally get some proper sleep. Shucks that driver from hell seems to have a totally different idea altogether! Corner after corner, he was determined to give us the ride of our lives. PUI! KS was sitting like, RIGHT NEXT to the door can?! Walau I could have FLOWN out the minute he opens the door lar!

By the time the bus reached Can A, I was already thanking my lucky stars I was still alive and kicking. I got down the bus on wobbly legs and glared at the bus driver... some young punk who looks barely old enough to own a license. Kaoz. Eh next time there's an interview for bus drivers at SBS ask me go interview them can!? Can eliminate loads more road hazards that way.

Bad start to the day... decided it was only going to get better. Wrong wrong wrong. Damnit.. Can A blackout!!!! Seriously.. we should go check how much money NTU owes PUB. This is the 2nd time I met a blackout at Can A! And add to that the hall blackouts etc... *ks starts counting* hmmmm lemme think.. KAOZ I think NTU has not been paying PUB bills for the last 5 months lar! Use the money to buy wooden planks to build houses for the garbage bins at Can A.. must be! Designer some more! My house also not designer can?! Garbage bin gets better treatment than us.

The day can't get any worse... right???? That was what I was thinking as I was walking towards Library 2 to print my notes. Decided not to try the printer at Bio Sci building cos yesterday both the network printers were DOWN! Later walk there, gotta walk back again... no strength lar.. KS not fully awake yet. Sleepwalked to library 2 to print notes. Turned on the com and sent the documents for printing... only to realise..... DAMNIT ALL THE PRINTERS AT LIBRARY 2 WERE DOWN TOO!!! Found out later that apparently a virus infected all the printing systems in NTU... Lee Wee Nam, Library 2, BS, wherever you were, nothing could be printed!!! ARGHHHH thank god tomorrow's a holiday... lift my mood a little. If not I think I can almost smash the computer screen with all those lousy things that happened today!!!! And I dun even wanna start about Project Superstar......

Thursday, August 18, 2005

On tuesday, lab day, we played around with a lot of bacteria! E. Coli, some Bacillus etc etc......... and we also did a swab of our palms, before and after washing!! Ewwwwww bet you won't ever eat anything before washing your hands after you see the results of that swab. Basically we swabbed our palms and then transferred the swabs to agar plates to let the bacteria from our hands grow.

As I was looking at the results of the swab on the agar plate, suddenly the smell of the agar plate wafted to my nostrils... and I am reminded of a certain fast food meal.... hmmmm.. nutrient agar smells delicious ya know?? We have the same taste as bacteria!!! Ewwww... how does that feel...

Anyway, these days, parents are getting more and more kiasu. Just the other day I received this email from a tuition agency.. from parents who wanted tuition for their K2 kid... on P1 stuff!!! WALAU that's like HOW KIASU lar!!!!! Like wat my grandma always say.. no more 童真...

And if u think those parents were bad enough.. wait till you hear about this next one.

Yesterday I received this email.

PRIMARY 2 MATHS & SCIENCE (PREPARATION FOR A K2 STUDENT WHO HAS ALREADY MASTERED PRI 1 MATHS)

Twice a week, 1.5 hrs each
either on tue or thu night at about 7.30pm or sat noon

$140-$150/mth

Female chinese tutor only

Tutor must have excellent command of English. Able to motivate children to learn and wanting to learn. Able to create interest in the two subjects. To start with Primary school maths & sci syllabus.

Mastered P1 syllabus... going on to P2 syllabus... a K2 kid?!?!?!!!!!!!! Seriously.. makes one wonder what their parents are thinking of. Is the education system in Singapore really that scary?? The competition really that stiff???

On the other hand.. received an sms from SY just now in the afternoon telling me she had a tuition assignment teaching 2 year 1 students in NTU. (-_-'") That is HOW sia suay lar!!! Other uni students already giving tuition to other people.. you 2 here are still BEING tutored!!!! Walau...........................

Monday, August 15, 2005

Reasons why I hate taking the MRT sometimes... 2 incidents just today alone!!!!!

In the morning as I was on my way to school, I was standing on the train from Jurong East to Boon Lay, and due to the cramped conditions of the train, I was squashed between many people.

And the miracle is... everybody was fighting to hold on to the same pole for balance! And in certain cramped conditions, the body sweat glands tend to release more sweat.... certain postures that the people take up puts them in the maximal position to air their ahem.. sweat production areas. And it so happens that SUAY SUAY this morning I gotta be standing in the space where THREE separate people decided to air their armpits. WAH BIANGZ there's this invention called the DEODORANT.. can you people like, USE IT?!


KS is the one in purple.. too lazy to draw in the last one. Haha. Disgusting rite?!?!?! Poor KS... had to endure the stench for 3 stops!!!!

After the day ended, when she thought that the worst MRT experience of the day was already over.... she was SOOO WRONG!!! There was MORE to come!!!

She was walking towards to MRT with Wingyan after lessons had ended, and suddenly, she heard that dreaded sound... that continuous beeping..... beeping... beeping......... THE TRAIN WAS GOING TO LEAVE SOON!!!! Of cos being KS, she heck all demure-ness and girlishness... and started to RUN for the MRT door!!!!!! Faster faster FASTER!!!!! The train door was slowly closing........ slowly.......

She decided that both Wingyan and her were small-sized enough to squeeze through! So she continued running!!!! And she squeezed thru the door!!!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!! Then she turned to look for Wingyan........ and DAMN!!! Suddenly she remembered..... Wingyan is HOW DEMURE LAR!!!! How is it possible that she will run with her and squeeze thru the door?! So suddenly Hercules took over KS and guess what she did........................................

She used her hands and file and decided to hold the door open for her darling Wingyan!!!!! What a BEAUTIFUL stunt!!!!!!! She shouted to Wingyan, "QUICK QUICK QUICKKKKKK I can't hold the door open for long... you are skinny enough.. quick come!!!!!!"

Shucks... but being the ever-demure-girl, Wingyan juz gave her a very embarassed look from behind the shield of her long blonde hair.... and shook her head softly.... using the gentle flick of her finger to decline KS's invitation.......

Eh... don't any of you go ask for the security camera tapes for 15th August at Boon Lay MRT station ahhhh.. I'm warning you.... Don't OK!!!! KS was NOT caught on security camera performing stunts in public... she was NOT k?!????

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Went to watch Willy Wonka today!!!! And I felt somehow transported back to my childhood days.

Heard a few friends complain that as they were watching the show, the theatre was filled with screaming and wailing kiddos.. thank heavens when we watched the kids in the theatre were soo awed by the presence of a 武林盟主 in the theatre that they didn't dare to make any noise. No ah.... I didn't stare at the kids fiercely... I didn't terrorise them... I didn't intimidate them into keeping quiet!!!! I didn't!!! Really!!!

Well.. ok... must I tell the truth???? Really must tell ah?! Alamak... ok this is between you and me ah... don't tell their mummys and daddys ok... well.. I did do.............................................. ahhhh forget it... like I believe you all won't go shoot your mouths off and probably the next thing I know the police 叔叔 already come knocking on my door!!! Think I stupid right?! *shakes head* too many people who hate me reading this blog.. too many too many!!!!

K back to the Wonka Chocolate Factory.. tips for those who haven't watched... you either tapao some chocolate or sweets inside, or you bring loads of tissue paper.. no wait.. probably a bucket will do better. If not, you will just have to bear with the waterfall of drool from your mouth collecting on your pants. Imagine.. living in a whimsical fantasy world... where EVERYTHING is made of edible stuff!!!! *licks lips and wipes drool before continuing* Science don't seem to make sense or even exist in the movie. Everytime Willy Wonka does something that is so amazing and unbelievable that my long-returned-to-teacher physics or chem knowledge comes back to haunt me, I could somehow picture Mr Wonka rapping me on the head with his cane... cos I do not believe in him.

The most amazing scene.. ok.. not really the most.. but the most memorable scene in the movie... how do you get chocolate birds?!

Charlie's granddaddy, "Mr Wonka.. we've run outta chocolate birds."

Willy Wonka, "Well, then we will just have to get some more!"

Willy picks up a colourful tiny bird's egg from the table and says to Charlie's granddaddy,
"Mouth open!"

As Charlie's granddaddy opens his mouth Willy pops in the egg. Charlie's granddaddy then closes his mouth for 5 seconds before opening it again and VOILA!!! There on his tongue is a chocolate birdie!!!! *quack quack*

OK not gonna spoil the movie anymore for those who have yet to watch it. But it's just kinda like you are walking into a dream world.. a fantasy world you've always dreamt about when you were a kid!! Like.. you know.. wah!!!! ALL your favourite characters have come to life!!! And WAHHH suddenly you're thrown into a world where EVERYTHING around you is EDIBLE!!! Chocolates!!! Oh yeah.. by the way chocolates contain endorphins which gives you a feeling of being in love.. so there... explains why KS lurvesss chocolates so much!!! No boyfriend? Get chocolates!!! Nice slogan hor?! Yes yes yes???? Wahaha shit I'm going mad.. chocolatey mad....

OHHH and let's talk next about my lovely Johny Depp... he's all set to take over Jim Carrey as the next plastic faced actor in Hollywood!!! Shucks.. he looked sooooo suave and cool last time.. now he just look.......................... well...... weird. Ok.. that's how Willy Wonka's supposed to look like I guess... arghhhh but that hairstyle... THAT HAIRSTYLE!!!!! Eh... even a bowl-over-your-head hairstyle looks better lar!!!!! Wah biangz............ though he acted REALLY well in this movie... well.. REALLY... but KS the idiot is a very superficial piece of shit.. so scram Johny.. gotta replace you with some other cutie in my heart.... hmmm.. maybe M & M? Yeah endorphins.. think endorphins... shit.. I'm getting lame in here. Arrghhhh let's move on.

Check out my heroes. Yep. Those from 七剑... people like Leon Lai and Charlie Young and............................ arghhhhh sorry I'm kinda lost in my whimsical movie world. Let's try again. Check out my heroes... those in the right column! Added 2 links!!! One of them is Poff from my 西游记 gang... a worthy hero!!!

Another one is my god.... ahem.. I mean my blogger god.. Mr Rockson Takumi Tan!!!!!! *applause all round* I find myself unconsciously waiting for his posts everyday.. if I find no post that day I will lose my appetite and my desire to do things, if there IS a post then it will be the meaning of life for me that day!!! The big bad beng... who lets loose every imaginable curse and swear word in every single post... but yet somehow everything he says seem to make so much sense.... OMG!! And what's more he sounds like some really smart ass!!! 男人不坏女人不爱... I think I've fallen in love with this guy. Like what my brother asked me to do.. "Eh go propose to him lar! Tell him you wanna marry him! I saw someone leave a comment in his blog before once... you can do the same!!"

Walau... 人家 shy 嘛.. 讨厌.. my face skin beri the thin one ok.. I shall admire him from afar... dis is what they call 暗恋.. ok?? Leave comments also only leave as anonymous.. people beri shy lar.. hee.. oh btw check out the latest entry..

12 commando police vs Fantastic Four

EH!!! He mentioned US!!! He talked about the Fantastic four!!!! He talked about the..... oh wait.. seems like this Fantastic four is not about Jing, JX, Ja and I...... sobz.. never mind.. go read it anyway.

Friday, August 12, 2005

ARGHHHH juz got sabo-ed by 铁扇公主!! You know I hate all these personality tests and how-well-you-know-your-friends tests!!! Arghhhh!!! Ok lar.. since you people are soo interested in me... by popular demand... sigh... here goes

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Kah Suan
2. Suan 妹妹 (only Ja can call me this!!!)
3. Ah Bie (only my mum calls me this.. short-form for what? Guess yourself lar.. haha)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. 武林盟主
2. 白骨精
3. Oh well.. I took screen names to mean names I imagined myself to be, and names others know me by that got nothing to do with my real name. So far can only think of 2.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. MY HEIGHT!!!
2. My eyes!
3. Errr... my hair???

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Complexion!!!! Go away pimples!!!
2. Button-nose!!! Arghhhh!!
3. I'm fat!!! Boo hoo hoo I wanna be skinny like a model!!

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chinese
2. Hokkien (3/4 of me)
3. Hmmmm... 1/4 Hakka

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Losing my loved ones
2. Growing old and ugly
3. Ummm.. insects... shhh.. it's my darkest secret. I absolutely can't stand those creepy crawlies!! OHHH and durians scare me too!!! Esp people with durian breath!!!

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Clothes. Can't leave home without them.
2. Money
3. My ipod.. I'm incomplete without it.

THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A torn and tattered camp t-shirt
2. Torn and tattered berms to match
3. WALAU in sg pple usually only wear 2 piece at most!! Whoever thought of this quiz muz be some hum sup lou.... muz be.. wan me to tell u wat undies I'm wearing rite?! NO WAY!! Third thing I'm wearing now is..... my specs!!! Wahahaha

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Utada Hikaru!!
2. Linkin Park!!!
3. Ummm... Jay Chou?? I wanted to put 5566.. but figured I will get hoot by ah jing and gang if I do that.. so..........

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. First Love
2. Wonderful tonight (I lurvee this song!!! Real nice!)
3. Current fav: this song by Jolin in her new cd, called 睁一只眼闭一只眼

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. LOVE!
2. Give and take.. lots of give and take
3. Fun and laughter and never-ending surprises so we never get sick of each other!

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I am tall.
2. I am pretty.
3. I am kawaii.

Wahaha there's NOOOO getting around this one!! It's either you say I'm tall, or I'm pretty, or I'm kawaii!!!! Wahahaha!!!! Choose one you think is least true to be the lie!!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Good bod!
2. Pleasant face! Pleasant = either really cute and boyish, or really nice chiselled features! Sharp nose is a MUST!! Don't like those fleshy or button-noses.. yucks no way!
3. Funky coloured hair! Ok.. actually any type of funky hairstyle. Haha.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Going online!
2. Shopping!
3. Mugging!! Yeah right... let's try again.. byo-ing cute guys!!! Yeah! That's more like it!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Mug
2. Mug some more.
3. Kiss my bed.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Researcher
2. Actress
3. Singer

Oh well.. I could only think of one... unless you consider those I dream about at night. Then maybe I should put Superstar... wahahahaha

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Mongolia... wanna backpack there!! Anyone wanna accompany me??
2. Europe!!
3. Actually.. I wanna backpack around the world!!! Wonder who will be free enough to accompany me though... hmmmmm

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Hikkie (after my idol!!! This one I've thought of it for a long time already ok!!!)
2. Hayden
3. I got this book with loads of nice and pretty names I wrote down from story books that I've read.. but dunno where that book is now...

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Travel around the world!
2. Repay my parents for all their love care and concern in bringing me up.
3. Have a kid/kids to play with!!! *laughs sadistically*

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. Super chor lor.
2. Talk loudly.
3. Likes to byo chiobus.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. Likes to wear skirts.. cos I look better in them. Wahaha!!
2. Ermmm.. afraid of insects?
3. Likes to byo yandaos.

THREE MALE CELEB CRUSHES: (changed it from female just like Tie)
1. Edison Chen!!! Same as Tie!!
2. Dylan Kwok!! Guo Pin Chao!!!
3. Prince William!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna be Princess!!!!!

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Chan
2. Jialin
3. The most irritating brother on Earth!!!

Wanted to put more 西游记 gang people inside.. but since it seems like EVERYONE from
铁扇公主 to 三藏 to 蜘蛛精 and even Poff has been tagged to do the quiz.. oh well.. wanted to put Jing and Ja as well.. but too bad they don't have blogs.. hmmm.. so sad hor.. but these 3 people.. I wanna see their quiz answers very very badly too!!! Wahahaha!!!

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Today I met the most abdominable 小胖子 ever.... on the MRT train home.

I was just going about doing my usual stuff, like terrorising my new pet Mabel now that Dawn's in Aust. Mabel's this puny lil girl who's the only one shorter than me in BS, to my knowledge. So... who to bully if not her?!

So on the train, I was happily pinching her cheeks and fluffing her fur hair, basically doing anything I could to make her feel uncomfortable on the train. Ya know... pets are there to entertain their owners right? Regardless of time and location. We were just a master and a pet minding our own business, when this 小胖子 started staring at us and giggling away, his flabby tummy bouncing up and down with every hyena-like sound that comes outta his mouth.

I stared at him and ask him, "Eh 小胖.. watcha giggling at?! Huh?! Kiam pah ah?! Mind your own business!!"

Mabel the hobbit ask, "You giggling at me or her? Her hor??? Yes yes yes??"

I stared at Mabel in disbelief... this pet is trying to 造反!!!

I turned back to the 小胖子 and put on my fiercest 大姐大 face and asked in a very soft voice, "小胖... who u laughing at?! HUH?!"

Wah that 小胖子 really got 豹子胆 sia!!! He gave me a wad-the-heck look and den lifted a pudgy finger and pointed at my nose.

You good ah 小胖 you good... you better thank your lucky stars I had to get off at the next stop.. if not dinner for the night will be 小胖子煲汤!!!!

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Yesterday was the first time KS kena aimed during lesson time by a certain grad student called Jeya. Ok... he didn't exactly aim me... but he aimed Kayan... and it was kinda like aiming me. Don't understand??? Never mind.. lemme slowly tell you the story.

During the super boring BS202 tutorial, Kayan and I were as usual yakking away cos we couldn't understand a hoot about what that Jeya was talking about.

Jeya went, "And so the proteins were transported across the membranes via the sec A pathway and they have chaperone proteins to blah blah blah blah..........................................................."

Sounds like martian language to you? Don't worry it sounds the same to me. The KS internal machinery automatically went to the standby mode. No point in wasting more memory space on incomprehensible jargon. An additional feature of the standby mode was the auto nonsensical switching on of the oral reflex pathway. She starts talking without anything filtering thru her brain.. basically anything that comes to her mouth. She starts telling Kayan about the chiooooooo red new model Ferrari that she saw the day before on the streets that overtook her car in 5 seconds flat. She starts getting excited as her central nervous system starts sending more and more excitatory signals to her motor neurons. She totally disregards the presence of Jeya. So did Kayan. I mean.. better to be excited in class than to be sleeping in class.. makes sense doesn't it??

Too bad it didn't make much sense to Jeya... after several menacing glances he shot us, he finally lost his cool and shouted at Kayan, "The girl in yellow... can you please answer this question?"

OH FREAK! What question?! Errr.. did he ask us what color the Ferrari was? Or what model??? Think think think!!! SHIT! The neurons click back in place... this is a Microbiology lesson!! Ummm... did he ask us about some bacteria? Hmmmm...

Jeya smirks in a REALLY sinister manner, "Can you please stand up? We all cannot hear you!"

Kayan was the first person EVER asked to stand up in class!!! Later we came to the conclusion that the reason why she was picked and not me was cos I was wearing a top with too much colors and Kayan's top was pure yellow. Which one easier to call I ask u? "The girl in the yellow top...." or "The girl in that top... uhhhhh... the white and pink and yellow and purple and uhhh... yes uhh......" SEE SEE SEE?! Chances are, 10 girls wearing tops of colors white, pink, yellow, purple etc will stand up instead of me!!!! So you see uh... next time before going for lessons, as you are dressing up for school, stand in front of the mirror and try to describe your clothes to yourself. If you are able to describe it, CHANGE IT!!! Wear a top that's totally indescribeable in human language!! And martian language as well, preferably.

After minutes of trying to torture Kayan to no avail, cos the entire back row of our dearest sisters were helping us, Jeya finally gave up and went on to the next question, not before he shot us another dirty look of cos. PUI!! Ne ne ni poo poo *shakes butt at him* you can't get me!!




After that mind-boggling experience, my weak mind kinda got knocked around too much... neurons could not get back in place. Wires started connecting wrongly in my brain. The only medicine would be brain food......................................................... packaged in nice pretty golden metal cans labelled "Nescafe". A while ago I recalled a certain rainbow-colored hair girl (Ms Chung Kayan) telling me she wanted to go get the same brain food. 2 of us got tekanned together, our brain went through the same traumatic draining experience.

So in my semi-conscious, half-concussed state, I stumbled over to where Shiqin (in black) and Kayan (in yellow) were sitting..... and opened my mouth.

Only to realise that my speech was no longer under the control of my brain anymore.
KS turns to Kayan, "Shiqin.. wanna go get coffee?"

Kayan stares at me in disbelief, "I........................ Shiqin??? Me................ I..................... I'm................. Shiqin??"

The entire Resource Room erupts into laughter.

And KS finds a corner to hide her face.




Someone please tell me they look alike..
They do hor? Yes yes yes????? YES!!!

*pictures courtesy of brother fox*

Monday, August 08, 2005

Last Friday, as I was paying full attention to the BS205 lecture, suddenly I got a phone call! SHIT! I was sitting right in front of KC Lun... how to answer?! So I disconnected the call. Damn! That persistent caller called again and again and again and again!!!! ARGH!!! Finally I got so fed up that the second the lecture ended, I called the person up with a good mind to scold him/her. Disconnect the call already u still call and call!!! You better have something REALLY important to tell me!!

And guess who that person was?!

(a) Edison Chen
(b) Takeshi Kaneshiro
(c) My secret admirer
(d) My irritating tuition kid

K tell u all the answers in the next entry.





Just kidding. But no prizes for guessing the correct answer.

Guess what that irritating tuition kid wants?! A change of tuition date... AGAIN!!!! PUI! He ALWAYS tell me at the last minute he cannot make on Friday... the VERY last minute!!! And that's not all... K I gave him a few timings.

(a) Saturday morning
(b) Saturday afternoon
(c) Sunday morning
(d) Sunday afternoon
(e) Sunday night

and he told me, "Teacher... I can only make it on Saturday night."

SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH Saturday night is PATOR NIGHT CAN?! Walau!!! I burned like, how many Saturday nights tutoring him already?! How to go dating like that?! How to find boyfriend like that?! How how how?! And it's not like, the first time.. it's the 3rd or 4th time lar!! And all those Saturday night tuitions that I gave him just seem to coincide with the fireworks Saturdays... My favourite fireworks!!!! Boo hoo hoo... and I would be weeping inside as I heard the fireworks going off outside his window.... and his brother JUST had to irritate me by going to the window and shouting "Wow wow WOW!!!" PUI!! Arghhhhh!

Someone should make it an offence for kids to change tuition timings at their own free will!!! Especially if it takes up the most important timing of the week! I know!! We should all implement my brother's suggestion.. Make the Saturday night timing the PEAK HOUR!!! Charge them more!!!! Charge them DOUBLE!! Noooo.. make that TRIPLE!!! YAY!! I've found the PERFECT combat to this irritating kid!!! K ah.. everyone here be my witness.. if he DARES to burn my dating Saturday night again, I will charge him triple the normal tuition charges!!! YAY it's a deal then!!!

Ok on to the next important discovery that I made today...

I just found out the problem that lies with me driving my dad's car!!!! Nooooo it's not the steering as I had thought all along... it's also not really the weight of the car that made it soo difficult for me to control.. the reason why I found the car sooo hard to control is cos I'm too short the car is too tall!! Today I added a cushion to the driver seat to prop myself up I adjusted the car settings to make it less tall, and VOILA!!! Like magic, I found that my horizon was broadened considerably!!! I could see much further in front and around me! I found overtaking a much easier task than before, and I could control the car as well as Takumi!!!

Drove my parents all the way to Tampines to visit my grandma and my dad said he felt like he was in Micheal Schumacher's car! Ok he didn't say that. But I could feel that's his sentiment! He didn't make a noise throughout the entire trip, not a whine not a shriek not a whack (oh sorry.. a whack's not counted as a sound is it? It's the action of him whacking my arm when I'm going too fast). Ok that's it. I'm taking over his Wish as from today. Anyone game for a midnight spin around Geylang? Let's go for a byo chiobu outing!

Saturday, August 06, 2005

A few days ago, I was on the road with my dad and grandma when we saw this amazing sight:


A FRIGGING SLK CONVERTIBLE WITH A P-PLATE?! Which rich lao bei lets his son play around with his car like that?!


After I saw that, I grabbed the chance to reason with my dad.

KS: EH!! See?! People p-plate like me also his dad let him drive SLK.... SLK LEH!!!

Dad: People's lao bei wu lui (people's dad got money). Your lao bei boh lui (Your dad no money).

KS: But..........

Dad cuts in: I let you drive my Toyota Wish already you drive till liddat. Even if I got the money to buy SLK also I won't let you drive!!

KS: But... your Wish different lor! Is soo long and huge.. hard to drive you know.. the steering hard to control lor! Not my fault. Some more you so kaayuu always never give me the correct directions, I always have to change lanes at the last minute. Liddat of cos you think I buay zai lar. But is not my fault lor.



Dad: You think my Wish is huge?! Huh?! Then how you drive a Merc I ask you? I compared before. The dimensions are about the same! And the same applies for cars like Lexus and Camry. My Wish looks bigger only cos it's an MPV. But if you measure it's all the same dimensions!

KS, sulking: Then don't drive Merc or Lexus or Camry lor. Buy smaller car lar. We only have 4 people in the family.. use such a big car for what?!

Dad: You don't understand lar. As guys get older, they tend to have a preference for bigger cars. Drive big car very shiok feeling lor! Once you get used to driving big cars, drive small cars no kick!

KS, still sulking: Want so big car, go drive lorry lor.

Dad: What lorry... I drive Wish you can still drive. I drive lorry you sure you want to drive??

KS: Uhhhhh.. stick to Wish.

Dad: See? Anyway you really think Wish very big? What's your dream car? You forgot? Lambo leh. A Lambo can occupy the entire lane lor!


KS: Oh yar hor....

Dad: Your new dream car leh? Zonda Pagani right? WORSE! Even bigger! And longer! And the cabin can barely fit in 2 people!


KS, very very sulky now: Never mind lor.. at most I change my dream car to Lotus.. small small tiny tiny.

Dad: Lotus... all made in Malaysia now.

KS chokes and falls from her seat: Shit.. forgot about that. Ermm.. Porsche Carrera. Also quite small. Nice.

Dad: I thought you said you hate Carreras now? After that one almost killed you last time..

KS: Daddy.. you have selective good memory. -_-"


Dad, suddenly coming up with a bright idea: You always anyhow drive my Wish... the next time I catch you driving my Wish recklessly that's it for you huh. I'm gonna get you a 10-yr-old Proton Wira you don't touch my Wish anymore. Drive your own Proton.

KS sweats profusely: DADDY!!!! Don't like that lar!! You buy me a 10-yr-old Proton you need to throw in a mask so no one can recognise me when I'm driving it!!

At that moment, we drove past this really kawaii 10-yr-old hatchback Honda Civic spray-painted a bright banana-yellow. Something like this picture below, but cuter looking.


KS: Hey daddy!! Look at that car! It's quite old right.. should be quite cheap. And it looks small! Buy one for me!

Dad: That car should cost only about S$10,000+ now. Hmm can afford lar.

KS, very excited now: Then buy one for me lar!!!! Can can can?! Since you so worried about your bao bei Wish?

Dad: Siao ah!? You want to die earlier is it?! You know that car top speed can reach 200+ kph? Letting a reckless driver like you drive that car is letting you die earlier only!

The KS campaigning for a 10-yr-old honda civic is still on-going though. Never Say Die!!

Ok secret admission from KS.. the reason why I want that car is cos it looks a bit like this car:


Cool right!? OHHH btw.. Tie.. you loser.. get so high over some pirated car with just a similar sticker at the side... you know in NTU there's this EXACT CARBON COPY of this car?! An AE86 Trueno! With the sticker of that Fujiwara Tofu Shop thing! According to the most irritating brother on Earth, the driver is a very well-known figure in the Automobile circle in Singapore. Hmmm... dunno leh.. but recently this guy getting more and more showy.. haolian.. always driving his car around. Last time seldom see him around. Even if we do, we just see the car. This sem I already saw him driving his car out twice.. in 2 consecutive days!!

Ok.. back to the topic.. can anyone help me think of effective ways to persuade daddy to get me that honda?????

Friday, August 05, 2005

OK 2nd post in a very short time. Got it from an email.

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:

1.
They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2.
The way their heads always find the right spot on our
shoulder

3.
How cute they look when they sleep

4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms

5.
The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

6.
How cute they are when they eat

7.
The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end
it makes it all worth while

8.
Because they are always warm even when its minus 30
outside

9.
The way they look good no matter what they wear

10.
The way they fish for compliments even though you
both know that youthink she's the most beautiful
thing on this earth

11.
How cute they are when they argue

12.
The way her hand always finds yours

13.
The way they smile

14.
The way you feel when you see their name on the
call ID after you just had a big fight

15.
The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even
though you know that an hour later....

16.
The way they kiss when you do something nice for
them

17.
The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...

19.
The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20.
Then the way they apologize for crying over
something that silly

21.
The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22.
Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!

23.
The way they say "I miss you"

24.
The way you miss them

25.
The way their tears make you want to change the
world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish
they would die or know that you would die without
them...
it matters not.
Because once in your life, whatever they were to
the world they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the
depths of their souls and you say a million things
without trace of a sound, you know that your own
life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic
beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
WAH first time I ever posted a love letter on my blog sia.. cos I felt this one was soooo sweet. Ok I got it from a mailing list, so it was not sent by some sweetheart of mine. Do guys think this way? Noooo I seriously doubt so.

Anyway, I thought of a fun question to post! Who did you think of as you were reading this?! Who did you IMAGINE you were kissing or hugging as you were reading this?! That person (or persons) is (or are) probably the one (or ones) you like right now! Sooooo who's it!? WHO WHO WHO?! If it's one person, good for you! If the images kept alternating between 2 persons, uh oh.....

If you imagine yourself kissing A and hugging B and smelling C, UH OH you are SOO dead!

Sooo... I BET you all must be wondering.. soooo what did KS think about as she was reading that email?!

K let you all poll.
KS dreamt that she was kissing:
(a) Edison
(b) Lee Hom
(c) Takeshi Kaneshiro
(d) Any other hunk

KS dreamt that she was hugging:
(a) Julian Hee
(b) Superstar Derrick
(c) Tay Ping Hui
(d) Any other cute guy

Answers will be revealed in the next post.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Went for the second round of AIESEC interview today. Wanna know who I met today?? Tadaa!!

Let me introduce to you all the Malaysian Beng!!

How does the typical (or shall I say atypical) Malaysian ah beng look like?

I met one today!
He had short spiky hair, with a few wisps of very long hair at the back, and he had 2 ear holes in his right ear and 3 in his left, all adorned with chunky and spiky rocker-style ear studs. Add to that the super beng t-shirt and jeans and very fierce-looking slit eyes... I found my eyes unconsciously searching for the (presence of a) parang behind his back, and my trembling fingers inadvertently grabbed my mobile phone tighter, with the index finger positioned nicely at the number 9.

An amazing sight was seen later on however, as roles were somehow switched. Ever saw a big muscular beng reduced to a pile of nerves fidgeting in front of 2 puny young women?! It became so fun that I was kinda reluctant to let it end.. but of cos... all good things must come to an end.. and I doubt I will ever see him again. So sad hor? Ever see this kinda beng from the north or not?! No right??! Malaysian beng leh! Beng to the max!

Excerpt from his 喷饭 answers:

I like Singapore cos the people here are all soo health conscious! At night, everywhere I go I see people running!

KS thinks to herself: He's gonna be damn disappointed to find out that only those mad NTU hostel kias do that... Cos midnight no shuttle bus............

Next answer:

I don't really like Malaysia.. cos it's very unsafe. And the things the people there do are very unhealthy. When Singaporeans are free, they exercise. When Malaysian males are free, they sit down take out a cigarette light up, and byo chiobu. When Malaysian females are free, they sit down take out a cigarette light up, and byo yandaos.

KS coughs coughs coughs and chokes on her saliva.. and thinks to herself: Whoever told you only Malaysian females byo yandaos? Malaysian females byo yandaos only when they are free. Singaporean female free also byo not free also byo... esp a Singaporean female by the initials of KS.... ahem *coughs coughs coughs*

With that thought in mind, KS circles a BIG BIG "reject" on the application form. Sorry Mr Beng. I got something against bengs who criticise girls who like to byo yandaos I got something against *coughs* funky guys.

K tired.. go sleep liao. Wanna noe more abt the classified parts of the interviews ask me on msn.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

The zoh xian day for KS

Yesterday KS officially zoh xian. i.e. she ate almost nothing for the entire day, till night time 10pm. Why!? Long story.. start from the morning.

Yesterday marked the first time ever in my entire NTU life that I had an 8.30am lesson. Wet lab some more. Cannot pon. Cos the lesson was sooo early, I did not have time to eat breakfast. Never mind.. 90% of all Singaporeans skip breakfast anyway (the above statistic results from the observations of KS, she will not take liability for any inaccuracies).

After lab, met this friend for lunch - he ate and I watched. Cos I thought since we had such a LONG lunch break (THREE FRIGGIN HOURS!!), I assumed Kayan, Shiqin and gang would wait for me to go for lunch. So I thought, might as well eat with them later, since I was meeting that friend to check out the INSTEP thingee, and I was too lazy to queue at Can A anyway (walau the queue snakes from one end of the canteen to another... an amazing sight). Thank god I had the good sense to steal a few french fries from that friend. If not I might have fainted later on in the day!! Anyway after I finished checking out that INSTEP thing from my friend, I decided to call Kayan to ask them where they were. THEY WENT TO JP TO EAT LAR!!! Ms Chung Kayan cleverly thought that I was having a romantic lunch date and they decided to go ahead for lunch themselves. @#$%@^!!!!!

After that, since I REALLY had nothing better else to do, I decided to go back to BS com lab to wait for my next lesson, which was like TWO hours later. Met Chen Chun and his friends there (OOPS! I forgot their names again. One is called Richard Peter David I think.. the other one... totally gone from my memory. Next time when you name your kids please give them easier names to remember k!!) They were supposed to have lab there, but it was cancelled. THANK GOD! If not poor KS will have nowhere to go again. After I showed them the nearest parking space to BS, I decided.. really buay tahan.. MUST go get some food. Walked to Can A again, look here look there look everywhere... YES!! That's it! The bread place has the shortest queue!!! Laziness at work again. Bought a hotdog and went back to BS com lab to eat (OOPS! Hope KC Lun NEVER ever learns of this).


After that was com lab lesson, and immediately after that got called for duty at the AIESEC interviews. ARGH!!! Spare me some time for dinner CAN?! I tell you ah... all these NTU ecas.. be it Union, AIESEC.. whatever!!! All NOOO welfare at all! Before you join it's all nice nice talk.. after you join and become a member.. WELFARE?! You wait long long ok! Went there and immediately started the interviews. First girl was a HC-ian.. junior wor!! She was talking all about some camp she organised for kids at HC.. all along I was like.. simi lai eh?! I HC-ian for 2 years never ever heard of such a camp!! Budden my partner thought he v clever mah.. so let him interview I sit one side diam diam. Better still.. can shut off and rest my tired brain. After that, got a few PRCs.. PRC really scary.. they are all sooo driven. They join interviews not cos they want very much to get into the societies, but more like cos they wanna prove they can get the things they want in life. Prove to themselves they can get the eca they want. Scary. And satisfying. Cos I personally eliminated the cockiest of them. WOO HOO!!! Such a gratifying feeling. Since sec sch we had lived under their oppression.. come uni THEY STILL WANNA FIGHT WITH US SINGAPOREANS?! Now it's PAYBACK TIME! Oops I'm starting to sound scary...

As the interview dragged on, there were a few other interesting characters.. including this guy who was the ex-rugby vice-captain in JJC. Funny guy. Under the section asking him what he can contribute to AIESEC he wrote: I'm just a normal guy, I got no special experience or talents. I don't know what I can contribute to AIESEC but I hope you all can accept me. Damn funny interviewing him. So now you all know.. to make your interview outstanding, no need for all the nice nice words and certs and testimonials.. juz be a bit more guai lan.

Btw this guy was the 2nd guy yesterday who asked me, "You look familiar... were you from some camp?" Uh oh.. these freshies.. like very ji4 chou3 leh!!! Programmer tekan them a bit, they remember your face for life. Sianz... think I need to wear a mask when I walk around next time. People whose faces I can't even remember are staring at me in a too buay song manner. Scary sia..

Sometime after 8.30pm, I really couldn't take it anymore. I was hallucinating... smelling chicken rice everywhere I went. Even the toilets. Going mad. Decided I really had to go home and get some food along the way.

When KS can complete an entire KFC meal AND still feel hungry, you know she's REALLY hungry!!!!

Monday, August 01, 2005

Sorry people.. these few days really too damn busy.. no time to update. Loads of tutorials to rush, lectures to read up on, lab protocols to prepare for. In fact I'm now only taking a short break to update.. my notes are killing me!!!! Arghhhh!!!

This is not a good time to get too damn involved in school stuff.. but I seem to have been inadvertently drawn into the heart of things. Getting more and more onz about school stuff, not of my own free will of cos. First it was Union camp.. but that was fun, and it did not really clash much with semester time, so I got no complains. Now it's Aiesec. Kept getting calls from Aiesec-ers these few days.. asking me to help out with this, help out with that.. when all along I thought my job did not involve all of those. Just got a call from a certain Terry. Like, HUH? WHO? Who's that?!

Terry: Hey you know who I am?

KS: Uhh.... I think so lar. If I see your face I will know.

Terry: Hey how long have you not come for Aiesec stuff? You dunno who I am?

KS: I think I know lar. *crosses her fingers*

Terry: Haha ok what time do you finish school on tuesday wednesday and thursday?

KS, trying to think of the latest time possible: Uhh.. 5.30pm on all days.

Terry, waiting for KS to fall right into the trap: GREAT! We need you to help out with interviews for the people who wanna joing Aiesec for the next year!

KS: HUH? But I end school so late!

Terry: No problem! The interview's from 5pm to 9pm! We will wait for you!

KS: 9PM?! Hey you know where I stay?! I need like, an hour and a half to get home!!!

Terry: No prob! If there are no buses left, I can let you stay over at my hall!

KS: .......

Terry's a guy btw. After that, I found out that he was also the one who got the other people to call me the first few times to pull me over to his department in Aiesec.. when I was safely dwelling and having a nice relaxed time over at my original department, with nice seniors who looked out for me.

KS looks into the mirror.

KS stars again.

Boh koh leng mah.... which part of my face looks like I'm a super onz Aiesec-er?! None!! I'm a typical super slacker, slacking every single chance I get, joining Aiesec only to make my testimonials look better in future. And of all those Aiesec seniors, I only know a few well, the rest I don't even know how they look like!!! How to survive liddat?! Throw me into a department stuffed full of onz and eager Aiesec-er... walau... *faintz* as if my workload's not enough to kill me.. nvm... come ah come.. KS is a super onz and eager shit. Go ahead. Come all bully me and drag me to help out at all available events! And on top of that, she still has tuition 3 times a week! Like that won't die one... won't!! Really won't!! She's a super smart ass what... super duper smart piece of ass.

ARGH!!!! Someone please do me a favor bring out a gun and juz shoot me dead. Or maybe one day I should trek from NTU all the way into the live-firing area of those army kias.. one stray bullet will be enough. Just one. ARGHHHHH!!!! EVEN THE TAG-BOARD ALSO WANNA BULLY ME!!! Ok that's it! I'm gonna change the tag board to flooble. When I do not have Aiesec stuff or union stuff or homework or tuition to busy myself with. I will change it. Meanwhile, for any comments, just click the comments column lar.. a bit mafan won't kill you.

Ok finished my ranting.. back to work. ARGHHH!!!