公元2005年，江湖之中正邪两道正展开着激烈的战斗。



邪派中的五毒门势力日渐庞大，正派人士都为此担忧不已。为了阻止一场武林浩劫，办法似乎只有一个。就是找出传说中失传已久的降龙十八掌武林秘籍。


相传这种武功，在武林中已失传了近300年，要找出来谈何容易！江湖同盟于是一致推举武林盟主肩负此重任，拯救武林。背负着这次的任务，武林盟主暂别武林，闯荡四海，寻找秘籍。


武林盟主的离开，产生了江湖中群龙无首的现象。势力之争，更加激烈，人人都对武林盟主之位虎视眈眈。


武林盟主翻山越岭，终于在一名武林前辈的故居找到了降龙十八掌武林秘籍！他开始闭关练功，希望可以练成盖世神功，打倒邪派。


过了2000柱香的时间，他终于练成了降龙十七掌。。。十七？不对！为什么少了一掌？武林盟主吐了一口鲜血。。再不找出第十八掌，他就将走火入魔！


就在这时候。。无故刮起了一阵狂风！摆在面前的武林秘籍被风一吹，一页一页快速地翻着。。武林盟主明白了！第十八掌，就是结合前十七掌的精华，将它们全用在一掌之中！


练成了盖世武功，武林盟主回返江湖。。开始为平息一场江湖斗争做准备。。
听说闻风丧胆的武林盟主即将回返，为武林盟主宝座争得你死我活的人们都作鸟兽散。。邪派人士也日日提心吊胆，不敢再无故惹事生非。


武林盟主回来了！

WU YING SHOU!!!! *WHACKZZZ**

Watch out for my fireball! HAAAAaaAAAAAaaaa!!!!

Watch OUT!!!! Abishhhhhhh!!!! K.O.!!!

Haduuugen!! Streetfighter Ryu n Ken!!

Look at this baby CAREFULLY!!! If not, u r bound to make the same mistake as me. Yes.. this is Zonda... Zonda Pagani! S$2 million w/o COE (I think). There are only 2 in Singapore last time I checked (which is the time when the Zonda was first unveiled). The yellow beauty outside Mandarin Hotel is not a Gallardo! It's a Pagani!! All along I thought it was a Lamborghini Gallardo... until my dad saw it for himself yesterday and corrected me! Whoa!!! Yes yes.. for those ulus swakoos watever... go Mandarin to check it out.. u can't miss it (if it's there). Think it belongs to the boss of Mandarin. It's FREAKING COOL!!!! Whoa! Yeah... btw.. seems like there are more and more lamborghinis around in Singapore. I should change my dream car.... to a Zonda! ÎïÒÔϡΪ¹ó. Juz like why ferraris are not really my dream cars. Haha.. Oh and don't even bother to compare Jap sports cars to European... I worship European sports cars not for no reason! There's the pricing (of cos, the more expensive the better), and there's the design and durability. Yeah.. so... Evolutions, Mazdas, Celicas.. these wil never be my dream cars. They can probably one day be my car, but.. no.. not DREAM car... cars that u can only DREAM about. *DroooOOolzzz*

Is this fate? :p

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are
comparing stories on how they died.
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
          the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy,
          and finally died a peaceful death. What about
          you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
          that my husband was cheating,so I came home
          early to catch him in the act. But instead,
          I found him all by himself in the den
          watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
          somewhere that I started running all over the
          house looking. I ran up into the attic and
          searched, and down into the basement. Then I
          went through every closet and checked under
          all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
          everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
          that I just keeled over with a heart attack and
          died!
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd
          both still be alive.

Whoa this is funny.. haha

Military Humor

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."
After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both judges."
After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master Chief, United States Navy, retired. Never married, two sons . . . both Admirals."

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During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside."Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys,"Yours is."

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Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his New position,the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"
"Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."

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Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again! Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?
"Soldier: "No, SIR!"

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"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave."
"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"


Moses and Jesus playing golf
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green.
The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the a fore mentioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly.
Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

PRINCE CHARLES
Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.
Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared.
"You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.'
Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.' They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked.
The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. "This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?'
The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. 'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. 'But now I love this woman called Camilla,' and he showed the genie the second photo.
'You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?'

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Let's have a look at that dog again.'

Famous Bush quotes...
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." - George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush

The American and the Frenchman
An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread,butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling)."We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."
After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."

"Mummy, what big EYES u have! "
"All the better to SEE u with."

"Mummy, what big EARS u have!"
"All the better to HEAR u with."

"Mummy, what a big NOSE u have!"
"All the better to SMELL u with."

"Mummy, what a big MOUTH u have!"
"All the better to EAT u with!!!"
*Swallowz* *Gulpz* *Licks mouth*
yum yum

oh shit.. pls dun call the SPCA.... :p

Story for someone...

One day, while Mr Kwok YL was standing by Singapore river looking at the scenery when suddenly, his watch fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" Mr Kwok replied that his watch had fallen into the water, and that the watch has sentimental value to him. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden watch. Is this your watch?" the Lord asked. Mr Kwok replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a plastic watch. "Is this your watch?"the Lord asked. Again, Mr Kwok replied,"No." The Lord went down again and came up with a silver watch. "Is this your watch?" the Lord asked. Mr Kwok replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with his honesty and gave him all three watches to keep, and Mr Kwok went home happy.
Some time later, Mr Kwok was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, The Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with 许纯美. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried Mr Kwok. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" Mr Kwok replied,"Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to 许纯美, you would have come up with 如花. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am not a rich man and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to 许纯美."

Characters of the story:
Mr Kwok: erm... to prevent readers from getting stomach upset.. administrator decided to remove the picture.


Ms Xu


Ms Ru

English Geordies vs Math

40,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid" Convention. Alan Shearer says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

Kieron Dyer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Shearer asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds Dyer says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 40,000 Geordies start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

Shearer says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 40,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance." So he asks Dyer, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?" Shearer is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. Dyer starts crying and the 40,000 Geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Shearer, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

Kieran closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 40,000 Geordies jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...


"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Wahahaha.. err.. dun ask me wat Geordies are.. people from a certain place? I dunno.. Ja.. u noe? But found this joke damn funny sia.. haha

OK.. latest entertainment news for Ja again. shit... can't believe Ken Zhu used to be my idol... he's such a bloody faggot! Urgh.. think Tie will remember last time when we watched meteor garden at Huiyi's place.. Huiyi was the only person rooting for Vaness, and I was the only person rooting for Ken! Kaoz... I mean.. not like he's the only one I like in F4.. I still prefer Zai Zai.. but.... urgh.. thank god zai zai is nothing like ken.. hehe.. I still love him! (zai zai I mean)

Have A Laugh!

My wife is a liar
"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar.

"How do you know?" the friend asked.

"She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley."

"So?"

"So she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister, Shirley."

Left most one this time. Gosh.... *swoonzz*. Ok.. resolution of the year:
Be the next Princess of Wales, William's wife.
Be the next Princess of Monaco, Andrea's wife. :p

Gosh.. isn't he hot???? (The rightmost one.. please don't look anywhere else.) 

Whoa.. Check out this guy... Prince Andrea of Monaco.  

Have a laugh!

Hahahaahaha.. this is damn funny.. hehe. Got it from Huimin's email. Think some of u may have read it b4.

Subject: Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile-up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...
Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

I got nothing against obese people. Absolutely nothing. Serious.  

Usually I'm very shy when I talk about my lover.. But today.. this is an exception. We took a lover's pic at NUS engine fac... yep so this is it. Lovers:~KS & Jingz~ Wahahahaha 

While wulinmengzhu is MIA, her evil twin sister shall keep u pple entertained with cute n cool pics. Starting with this.
2 sexy kitties sunbathing in *gasps* 2-piece........ er............. I mean... 5 -piece swinsuits! Now.. everyone say it with me," That's Hot!" :p

Stole this from Mabel the Hobbit. Hehe. This is for the severely stressed up muggers..... the most effective destress formula ever marketed... free-of-charge.. only from wulinmengzhu.blogspot.com

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! (K last entry no more exceptions)

Hey wulinmengzhu is really getting old... she keeps forgetting birthdays.... including that of her dear brother............. on the 5th of April. When she finally remembered, it was at the stroke of midnite.... on the 6th of April -____- Poor bro.. even dad and mum forgot about his cake till like, 9pm, when no more cake shops are open. Lucky he already had 2 cakes in school.. thanks to his frens. Hee hee.. k this is an exception.. sis let u bully her for one day k? And that will be ur birthday present (yes I even forgot to get him a present.. so how hard I've been mugging? :p)..

Another birthday I very very nearly missed giving my blessings to.... Tie Han! Lucky she put it as her nick.. and she kept reminding the whole world (not tt subtly) in the entries of her blog...... if not, think I'm juz gonna have to live without taking a dig at our dearest Tie for having finally passed (and survived) the threshold into the 2nd decade of her life! *clapz!!* Hehe.. yeah 铁扇公主... for the next 5 months plus u r juz gonna have to live with the fact that u r 20 and I'm not. I can continue acting cute and innocent and still get forgiven and u cannot. And dun blame me for announcing ur age here... u requested that I dedicate this last last last entry to u. Wahaha.. I will never let u forget that u r past the 2 decade line.. u antique.. at least not for the next 5 months to come. Wahahaha.. oh yes.. muz ask u again.. cos u did not reply me in msn.... so how? Are u qualified to go into a museum now? Erm.. as an exhibit I mean. Wahahaha.. shit.. should stop being so evil... pls.. dun let anyone remember that 12th Sept is my birthday................... wulinmengzhu is forever 18!

Exam stressssssssss!!!!!

It's finally hitting me full force.. the exam fever.................. I muz really really start fulfilling that promise I made to myself a zillion entries ago, and the promise I made to the many pple who kept asking me to stop blogging and start mugging! K.. not like I nv mug lar.. maybe.. juz a bit halfheartedly... but......... I DO mug k?! YES!!! Sigh.. K anyway rite... to fulfill those promises wulinmengzhu made (in the pugilistic world, every promise is equivalent to a zillion tons of gold), she shall retire for a while.... till 29th April..................................... then all of u shall wait for
THE RETURN OF WULINMENGZHU!
Hahahaha.. Meanwhile, probably I shall post some interesting articles I've read or nice pictures... K I know u all juz skip thru all those and go direct to the stuff I write instead.. but try to take some time to look thru the articles I post can? Takes time to compile lor.. esp those entertainment news... Yepz!

Oh! Btw I saw that actor in NUS today! The one acting alongside Joanne Peh in the NKF show! Errr.. dun ask me why I've never met Joanne Peh ever before despite being an NTU student, and despite staying in the same hall as her for 2 months last sem. I dunno.. I even put up binoculars aimed directly at her room to try to spot her whenever I have the chance.. but the only thing I ever saw was the yellow mop she hangs outside her room. Sigh.... But.. somehow.. the minute I step into NUS I see that actor! Guess my affinity for cute guys is still greater than chiobus.... Oh but anyway rite.. that guy dun look all that great up close lar... that love rival of his in that drama is much much cuter... hehe.. yeah.. that was to dispel any suspicion u pple are starting to have of my sexual orientation. I know for one Tie is damn traumatised by the drooling at chiobus rite? Haha.. hey! But don't looking at chio faces (and of cos cute guys) just make u feel so damn good? So shuang! So pleasing to the eye! Haha.
Urgh.. think too much mugging is giving me brain damage.... hope they dun euthanize me like they did Schiavo. K that's all for a looong time to come. Dun miss me too much k?
Wulinmengzhu will be BACK!

清明时节雨纷纷

Today is 清明节.. went to pray at the ashes of my granddad, greatgrandma and great granddad. After finishing all the customary stuff, we have to burn the paper $$$ etc etc... while I was burning.. suddenly I found that I was the only person standing at one side of the fire.. all my aunts and uncles were at the other side!!! Before long I found out why... sigh... dunno why I'm so stupid.. stand against the direction of the wind.. all the ashes were blown right onto my body... smelt of smoke the whole day after that.
Anyway, after that while having breakfast, I showed off my brand new class 3 driving lesson to all my aunts and uncles and even my grandma and my grandaunt. Hehe.. can't believe it! They started scrutinising the license very closely. At first, I was quite worried.. did I choose a bad photograph? Was there a pimple on my face somewhere? Or was it a lousy hairstyle?!
In the end..... I found out that there was nothing wrong with my face... or my hair.... and anything to do with the photo. They were looking for numbers! Yes!!! To buy 4D! Whoa.. one day I muz really learn some skills from them. They were how pro!? They could sieve thru and churn out numbers like a quick pick machine.. in a matter of a few minutes, on a piece of paper there were close to a zillion numbers (OK if u dunno that was an exaggeration, u may try and show me how u squeeze a zillion numbers into a piece of paper)! Things they used for inspiration included my IC number, the barcode number, the number of pimples on my face, the number of earrings I was wearing, the number of moles on my face, the number of hairclips I was wearing, the number of ............................. heh... better dun 開长辈的玩笑 hee.. later I get struck by lightning. Anyway.. liddat.. how not to strike 4D?! Wahahaha.. one day I muz really learn the skill of getting numbers to buy 4D from them! Then I can be a tai tai without even trying so hard to find a rich husband! Heh..
Went NUS to mug with Jing again today. At first I did not want to go so early.. thot I could take my own sweet time getting there. But Jing told me she has a break from 10-12pm, and asked me to try to meet her during that time. So I thot she needs her bestie to accompany her during that time.. and so, despite the terrible weather and heavy traffic, I flew down to NUS all the way from Yishun to meet her!! In the end........... she juz wanted me to go there to meet her classmates again -____-
Hehe.. met like, almost the whole of her entertaining class today? Damn... I was so shy.. she kept asking me to go say hi to a bunch of strangers... I almost wanted to hide behind the glass doors and bury my head into my t-shirt again. In the end... I mustered up all my courage.... and walked up to them to say hi! Then after that I kept quiet and sat at one corner for the rest of the time they were there... I shy lor! Wahaha.. but that class is a really damn entertaining and fun class... Ja.. u muz get to know them when u come back! Hahaha...
After that studied with Jing at the library. GOSH! Think the number of mad people in NUS is on the rise... esp during exam periods!!! We were at this place, level 3.. it has the words "QUIET AREA" written on every conceivable surface. And there was this mad shit... happily banging away and the table and doing loads of weird things... including shouting "ARGH!!" damn loudly!!!! Evil Jing was laughing away.. in the end I also bth.. couldn't stifle my laughter anymore.. damn! Jing was back facing that guy but I was not.. so if the guy buay song.. the first person he will hoot is me...cos he can only see me laughing at him. Sigh.... Jing is always doing evil things to me. Anyway, not long after, he has successfully grabbed the attention of almost every single soul in the room.. but that mad shit happily continued banging away to the music blaring thru his earphones, seemingly oblivious to the din he was creating. Liew... at first I wanted to take a picture using my phone.. which means I can then post it here.. But I soon realised there was no conceivable way of doing it without him noticing. And then, considering the mad state of mind he was in, I finally decided not to risk my life. Yeah.. and after that, me and Jing decided to evacuate the library and run for our lives. Yeah.
K back to mugging... bye!

Another day spent at NUS

People from NTU are gonna start throwing stones at me and call me a traitor... sigh... why do I keep giving in to Jing and accompany her to NUS to mug?!!? URGH!
Hehe no lar... well actually NUS is indeed much much closer to home than NTU... and mugging at home is non-existent in KS's dictionary. At home, all KS does is eat, sleep, watch TV, go online etc etc........ Yep. So NUS is the better option. And NO! I did NOT go there to look for chio bus! Neither did I go there to check out the Chem Engine guys..... I went there to mug!
And shun bian check out cute guys... hehe... but then again, there's no such thing as a "cute guy from Chem Engine" rite? Lucky I went to the library today instead of Engine fac.. saw much more cute guys there... erm... ok.. I noe I noe.. I was muggin! I only saw the cute guys when I occasionally stretched my back, err.... and when I occasionally looked around.... err.. and when I occasionally walked around.................................
K fine. I was there to check out NUS cute guys. Wahaha... shhhhh..... that's my secret.....

On to the interesting things that happened at NUS.
First interesting thing occurred when Jing and me went for lunch at Arts canteen. There's this stall there selling chinese food..... real chinese food as in jiao zi etc... Sichuan style food. Being the jiao zi, xiao long bao, har kow (etc etc everything along that line) worshipper that I am, of cos that was my first choice for lunch. So I queued up.. and happily waited for the China guy tending the stall to take my order. He works this way.. he will take the order of everyone in the line.. while the other people in the stall prepare the dishes one by one. After taking my order, he asked the next guy in line. At first, I was back facing that guy... but after I heard him ordering his food, his order was said in such a typical PRC style of mandarin that I can't help but turn to see if it's indeed a PRC (K I'm a big kpo.. dun ask me why I wanna check out even PRCs.. I was juz being nosy k?). But anyway, I got a big shock! Hey! It's no PRC! It's this true blue ang moh!!!! Gosh! An ang moh speaking in PRC style mandarin!!! Think even the stall tender was quite shocked for a while. Whoa.. that's one cool ang moh... speaks cool PRC mandarin, and eats cool PRC food. Hehe

K next thing.. it's another complain about who else but JING!! URGH! She told me she only has one lecture today.. lasting for only one hour.... but.... it turns out that she has 2 lectures, totalling 4 hours, including a 1 hr break in between!!!! So... in the end, for the whole 4 hours plus the time they take to travel to and from the library to the place they have their lessons, I have to jaga her bag and laptop for her! Urgh! That's still ok for me.... until.. about an hour into looking after her stuff and playing with her laptop.. I suddenly feel this great urge to empty my bladder! DAMN! It was still like, 3 hours to the time when she would come back! Die!!!! I was chatting with WJ on MSN at that time.. so he told me," See any cute guys around? This is your chance!"
WOW! I was soooo excited for a while! OMG! First time WJ ever came up with SUCH a GREAT suggestion!!! So I happily turned my head 360 degrees..... once.... then not one to so willingly admit defeat, I turned my head 360 degrees again... the other direction this time.
WHAT?! WHERE WERE ALL THE CUTE GUYS I SAW JUZ NOW?! When I needed them most!!! Urgh... like.. somehow.. the tables around me were pretty empty.... maybe cos Jing had to choose this corner table.... sucky.
In the end, I had to hold my bladder till Jing had the good sense to find out that Yuanli is in the library(which was about 3 hours later anyway) and asked him to take over my security guard job for a minute.. while I ran to the toilet to relieve my overflowing bladder. WHOA.. never felt so good in a long time.
Anyway, by the time I went back to my desk, Jing was already there. Yep. So after solving the problem of the bladder, there comes the problem of the stomach. It was starting to growl! We had lunch waaayyyyy too early. Ok. So we went up to the vending machines level to get food.
As we were walking towards that room, suddenly Jing was like saying," Eh.. there's Fuxiang." But I did not know how he looked like.. so Jing went to call him.. and Verce was also there. Yep so since I finally saw them today, I can update the data of the 2 of them.. and one more.. Chihua.. the one I accidentally left out hee :p

Fuxiang: The name xiao di is really really befitting I muz say.... think he can pass off for a 16 yr old no prob. If I'm not wrong, when he watches NC16 movies, the cinema guy will ask for his IC. Yeah. He's small and skinny.. looks a bit malnourished. Maybe he came from Ethiopia! Eh.. so dun u ever dare to ask me call u gor gor again u xiao di di.. call me jie jie! If not think I can easily crush your skinny body with one slap of my rulaishenzhang!

Verce: Eh.. he has a funky hairstyle. Haha.. cool ah beng. According to Jing his hair don't usually look like that? I dunno if today was supposed to be a good hair day or a bad hair day.. I really dunno.. wait for him to give his own comments. :p

Chihua: Er... wat can I say? He's a male version of a bear bear.. maybe a better version.. let's juz call him a carebear? Haha... his nickname: bear bear in laosai shorts (something resembling Bananas in Pyjamas).

Oh and guess what?! The traffic police decided to work real real REAL real fast on my license, and I got it TODAY!!! Actually it came by registered post, and thank god my brother was home to sign for it for me. WOW! Like... how cool! Within 5 days of passing my test! K KW.. can fulfill that promise I made liao. Haha

K time to go back to mug!!! BYE!!!

OOOOOooh! Honda S2000! The gurrrllll car in Too Fast Too Furious! Whoa! This is the car I wan.. if I don't ever get the money to get a lambo. If I have a lambo, this will be my 2nd laogong. Lambo will be my da laogong.

Another day has passed

And we are all one more day closer to exams. The feeling really really sucks.... sigh.......
OK. Short entries. Let's start on today's!
Today I drove again! Ok ok.. I noe wat u all muz be thinking.... "not again! She's gonna rave on and on abt it again... k I'm gonna stop reading now". WAIT! Today I really really REALLY have something to say!!! Guess wat?! A lamborghini drove past again! While I was driving!!! URGH!!! This time my dad saw it... and he very calmly said," Oh there! Your fav lamborghini. Juz went past our car." He said it SoooOOOOo calmly that.. when it finally registered, the lambo was already nowhere in sight.................. -_____- according to him it was a silver lambo.. think it could be the same one tudi saw last time. And that's not all! After that, I was driving somewhere around the Tanglin Mall area. It was at a traffic light. I was chatting with my mum, dad, bro and grandma.. while idly looking around.. when I spotted it..... in the rearview mirror!!!!! ROLLS ROYCE! WHOA! Kaoz.. I was damn damn nervous.. I hate driving around these ex cars... sucks... and HEY! In case u pple think I'm bullshitting.. I'm not! Can ask the most irritating bro on Earth! He can be my witness! Think car shen muz be looking out for me. Let me spot all these cool cars! But somehow.. only when I'm driving and can only give these cars 50% of my attention.. sucky.. sigh.
In the afternoon, got tricked by Jing to go NUS accompany her mug again..................... sigh.. Dunno why the hell I'm so freakin nice.. One day muz con her and JX to go NTU mug with me. Hehe. OH YAR! I muz complain! Grrrr... the lousy vending machine at NUS engine fac ground floor.. the one at the place where u wait for the shuttle buses.... today.. instead of vending machines, they became jackpot machines. Means.. u put coins inside... but nothing comes out. Sian.. muz go sue the bloody school.. cheat poor students of their money......
Oh yar.. and muz also complain abt that Jing.. Ja and JX! She damn damn damn evil can!? Liew.. she complained that she was cold.. and I had to specially go home to get a jacket for her... then after I went to NUS to pass her the jacket... she complained that it has a mothball smell!!!! ARGH! Evil shit. K lar.. I noe that jacket I've not worn the jacket for a long long time.. and I specially dig thru all my old clothes to find it for her.. and this is my reward... -_-
好心没好报.
K tt's all! watching some shitty jap ghost serial on channel 8 now.. Bye!

Oh wait.. this is the pic I use to cheat guys on msn. Xiaxue.. move over. :p

This is the chioest pic I have.. supposedly. K. Xiaxue.. here I come! That guy beside me is the most irritating bro on Earth btw.

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Ok. This is the whole bunch of us sending Ja off!

OK. This is my DREAM CAR! Lamborghini!

The 4 of us! JX, Jing, Ja, me!

Drove to Orchard today!

Ok.. I noe I noe wat u muz all be thinking.. can I like.. stop talking abt my driving experiences?! Haha... but.. this is really really cool!!! Why?! Cos.. I drove my brother to orchard today!!! Haha.. erm... with my parents in the car of cos lar.. But.. my point is... today's a Saturday, and despite the heavy traffic, I managed to maneuver my way thru with no trouble at all! Though I was stuck in the jam for quite some time. Everything turned out juz fine and dandy! Cool not?!
K and after that, I drove my parents out for dinner!!! Haha.. at the hawker centre opposite Jing's place.. asked her if she wants to go for a spin but she said she's too shy to meet auntie and uncle. Mwahahaha.. Oh btw.. as I was driving.... guess what!? At the next lane, with oncoming traffic, I SAW MY DREAM CAR!!!! LAMBORGHINI!!! Gosh! I was shouting,"Lamborghini! Lamborghini! Lamborghini!" And my daddy and mummy almost died of shock and fright. Haha... got scolded by them after that.. sigh.. muz learn to control my excitement next time at the sight of my dream cars... at least when I'm driving. Yeah. After that drove them home again, without too much trouble. Even tried parking again. A bit crooked, but other than that, all was fine. Haha.
Ok. Muz learn to keep my updates short.. exams coming. As for now, time to go watch Miss Singapore Universe. (ChiOoooOOObUuussSSs!!! WhOA! *licks my lips*) Sayonara!!!

Last day of school

Oh yay!!!! Today was officially the last last last last last last LAST last day of school this sem!!!! And it's April fool's day!!! But.. the last day of school thing was not a joke lar. I hope.........

K let's start from morning. Today my dad took leave from work.. so he did not send me to Bukit Batok to take the Mrt there to school. He sent me instead to Tiong Bahru.. which was closer to our home lar. OK. It's a direct line to Boon Lay.. so I have no complains about that. But somehow.. at that timing where I take the train to school.. there will always be a lot of commuters! Whichever station I take from. So.. being the nice young polite Singaporean that I was, I decided the seats are meant for the elderly, or anyone older for me (which in fact means about 90% of the crowds on the trains). So I almost never sit down on the seats on my way to school. *angelic smile* Ok.. sigh...... knew I could never pull that thru. K truth is.. I dun dare to sit down cos I will somehow always find some way to fall asleep on the way to school if I ever sit down on the trains. Yeah. Quoting Jing... if I dun wan to end up having overall 'zero displacement', I better not sit down.
Yeah. So right.. the only other alternative means I have to grab hold of some of the hand rails in the trains rite? Yeah. OK.. now time for complains. U noe these irritating aunties and uncles in trains.... they lOOooooOOove to lean their entire bodies onto the poles in the trains.. and then sometimes, they can even PRETEND not to feel other people's hands on the poles being squashed by their immense forms. U noe.. sometimes the way they do it.. machiam they are doing some pole dance in the mrt can?! Urgh.. Major turnoff. I mean.. if the train is relatively empty and u really have this great desire to hug the pole as tho it were ur long lost lover, then I have absolutely no complains about it. BUT! During times of extreme congestions.... can these aunties and uncles pls pls pls exercise some consideration and compassion towards those xiao di di and xiao mei mei who are half awake staggering their way to school? By that I dun mean like, squashing their tiny hands, whose only mistake was to be present around the pole at the wrong time, to wake them up. Hey btw I was not talking abt myself. I'm da jie jie. I'm talking abt the school going kids! Hehe. Yeah anyway, saw like, zillions of these aunties and uncles everyday.. esp today.. cos the trip was longer than usual. Sigh.

OK.. not much to write about today. Except.... maybe.. something about my MSN nick. Used to be 武林盟主 a.k.a, now it's 白骨精 a.k.a 武林盟主. Hmmm.. first thing I muz say.. the 白骨精 is the nickname that the 西游记 gang.. my year mates in sec sch gave me. So there's also 三藏, 蜘蛛精, 铁扇公主, 观音娘娘, 孙悟空, 猪八戒, 牛魔王 etc etc... yeah.. and so one fine day.. Wendy, a.k.a 三藏, suggested that we all put that as our MSN nicks. Ok. Fine. I mean, my default's 武林盟主.. but... adding a 白骨精 behind it was absolutely no prob at all. No prob. Then our dear dear Tie.. a.k.a 铁扇公主... started campaigning to ask me to stop calling myself 武林盟主. But hey! That dun work!!!! I'm a 武林盟主 can?! If I juz change my nick liddat.. who will ever remember my glorious title?! So I declined her request. But then.. as the days passed, as they saw my 武林盟主 in front of my 白骨精 day after day.. it started to get on their nerves more and more... so yesterday.. Xinyi, a.k.a 蜘蛛精, had a meeting with 三藏.. and together.. they decided to combine forces to use their immense might to defeat my willpower! Sigh.. so that's the sad story of how my nick had to be reverted.. 从今以后, 我武林盟主颜面何存??? :p Kidding.. hehe... I did it willingly!!! Hehe..................... Ok.. I did it half-willingly!!! Haha...................................... ok... hey... erm.... can I erm like, use my original nick on Mon, Wed, Fri and Sun? Then I use the 西游记 nick on Tues, Thurs, Sat? Agreeable? Or swopping the days will do too. Pretty pls?!? I'm 武林盟主 leh!!! *sobz*.. terrorised by my 西游记 demons.

Haha.. k on to next thing. I drove today!!!! Hehe.. my dad took me to this remote place at Potong Pasir to let me practise driving his car!!!! Great dad! Haha. Ok.. there were little cars around at that time. But.. nonetheless.. I think I still managed to piss quite a few drivers off. Like that lorry driver behind me when I stopped to park.. then halfway thru chicken out and came down the car to ask my dad to park for me. And those drivers behind me when I was trying to exit the side road onto the main road. Me, being a p-plate driver, and a humster, did not dare to move out despite many chances to. Hee hee.. in the end many juz overtook me and drove off -_-.... Sian.. hey.. dun liddat leh.. gimme a chance!!! Oh.. and there were a few cases of drivers who did not want to give way to me initially. But I think after they looked into the windscreen and saw this geenah face popping up over the steering wheel, they got a fright themselves.. and decided the best thing to do was to give way to this not v steady driver. Haha.

OH WAIT! But I muz mention this. Eh there are more screwed up drivers than me this p-plate girl on the roads can?! Like this lady... She was moving out from the carpark lot. It was a smooth way out.. and she could juz turn right and exit the carpark. BUT..... some devil took over her brains and made her execute a 3-pt turn instead.. b4 turning out. One word to describe this type of drivers-EXTRA!! Liew! Lucky I was alert.. cos my blur blur dad told me the driver had already driven off and I could drive forward. But I decided not to.. cos I saw that cmi driver had already moved forward too much.. probably she was going to do something stupid liao.. like.. a 3-pt turn.. juz to move out of the carpark lot when she could have juz turned STRAIGHT out of the carpark. Think most prob her dad owns a petrol company.. too much petrol to waste.

Hey Ja.. this part is for u. U wanna noe all these cute frens of Jing and JX rite? K this is an intro abt them.
1. Yuanli
From Chem engine, NUS. Used to be from TCHS and HCJC.
Brains: Smart
Looks: CMI
Blog: yuan83.blogspot.com

2. Verce a.k.a Zhiyong a.k.a Andrew (actually I dunno what he's really called)
From Chem engine, NUS. Used to be from TCHS and RJC. (but RJ didn't really help much.. he's still pretty much a typical TCHS boy)
Brains: Smart
Looks: GREAT!
Blog: v-e-r-c-e.blogspot.com
This boy rite.. his blog is really damn damn freaking cool! Have time.. muz visit. One fine day, will ask him to help me make mine juz as cool. One fine day. Oh in case u r wondering why my intro in him seems so zai... it's cos he helped me advertise on his blog.. so I'm returning the favor. Hehe.. as for how true all the above are... when u come back, meet him and give a verdict urself. Haha.

3. Fox 小弟 a.k.a Fuxiang
From Chem engine, NUS. Used to be from Commonwealth and JJC.
Brains: Smart
Looks: No comments
He's my 小弟. That's all u have to know. :p

4. Veron
From Chem engine, NUS. Used to be from Dunman High and VJC. Jing's good fren.
Brains: Smart
Looks: Intellectual
Sigh.. this is the girl Jing would rather watch Hitch with than me.. still a sore spot in my heart lor... *sobz*

Haha. Oh.. tokking abt Jing.. today while I was happily testing out my dad's car.. she msged me to ask me go NUS mug with her and Yuanli. So I went. Lucky.. when YL is around.. I'm never the target of her shootings. Haha.. we combined forces and condemned all Communist High guys!!!!! Hehe. Too bad he was the minority at that time. Haha. Oh anyway rite.. after that me and Jing proceeded to have dinner at Ikea, meatballs again!!! This time.. I was smarter. Told them to exclude the jam. Hehe.. meatballs seemed soooo much more enjoyable. Jing treated me to chicken wings!!!!! Wooo hooooo. Haha. Jealous not!? Ok.. anyway the interesting thing happened after that.. when we were going home. I went with Jing to the bus stop opposite Ikea.. and I saw 195 approaching! Great! I thot.. cos this bus can send me rite to my doorstep!!! But thank god Jing was more cautious.. she asked me to ask the bus driver if this was the correct direction. And it turned out not to be the case! Urgh... So.. dejected.. I crossed the road alone to take 195 from the opposite side. Yeah. After waiting for, like, 10-15 minutes? I saw 195 approaching. So I happily flagged it down and went up the bus. Juz to confirm again.. I asked the bus driver.. if this bus goes to River Valley Rd. And GUESS WAT?! It was the SAME bus driver!!!! Haha. Think she gave me a dirty look... like.. hey.. this girl dun trust wat I told her juz now at the opposite side rite? I mean.. I was not very sure.. I rubbed my eyes a few times!!! Juz to confirm!!! But.. how many female bus drivers are there?! And I think the 2 look alike.. unless they are twin sisters. But they are driving the same bus number! OK. Can cfm liao.. definitely it's the same driver. Such a coincidence! Not one to miss out on such chances, I copied down the bus license plate number quickly! Tmr first thing in the morning I'll rush down to the nearest Singapore Pools to buy 4D!!!
Do I hear pple asking what's the license plate number?! U wait ah!!! If I tell u tmr I can't buy in liddat HOW?! Then if the number comes out I will dui till I die!!! Wahahaha
K gtg buy 4D. BYE!!!!!